The Official Parenting Thread

[Corruptor]

Both of my deadbeat sons are telling me they can’t get a job because I’m taking them to Asia for three weeks in June. Nevermind that they are barely looking for one.

Send ur kids here and pay for my kids to watch them. Or vice versa. Either way you pay for food.

More time for unpaid labor around the house. I am sure you can think of some fun things that need to be done.

 

[BigFrank]

Aw, it’s the annual boys prepare the Mother’s Day breakfast, but then it gets cold because my wife goes shopping for her mother after exercise class. A time honored tradition.

 

[Jerm]

My 5 year old on the weekends: no problem getting up at 6:30 AM after going to sleep at 9 PM to watch sports or kids shows.

My 5 year old on the weekdays: at 7 AM, impossible to rouse like a teenager, grumpy as shit.