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TENET (8.5/10) is completely insane and by no means should it work but surprisingly, I really liked it. The ballsiest big swing I've seen from a major studio in some time. A few of the most impressive action set pieces of Nolan's career cobbled together by a waterfall of, admittedly, over-complicated exposition. The opening scene could have been an alternate Bane introduction in Dark Knight Rises. I was immediately hooked and willing to go wherever Nolan's psychosis wanted to take me. Tenet dives off the deep end into its pseudo-intellectual level understanding of quantum physics early and explanations are rapid fire, so it's not the easiest movie to follow until you get into the swing of things. I did not have trouble with the audio mix that people have mentioned but I did download a massive file and had my TV turned up very loud so I caught most if not all of the dialogue.

I'm going to shock the hell out of you guys: I thought Robert Pattinson was phenomenal in what was the best character in the movie. A bit of a drunken Bond, he has so much more to work with than John David Washington who is smooth but there isn't much going on with his character. Elizabeth Debicki is also really good but I was perplexed by her arc's importance to the overall story. You know who wasn't good? Shakespearean ace actor and multiple Oscar nominee Sir Kenneth Branagh. Somebody get the net for this fuckin guy. Outrageously bad performance.

Look, Tenet isn't the most well written movie. One could say it's a nonsensical mess and nobody could disagree. It's at times convoluted and gluttonously over-the-top; ie a Christopher Nolan movie. Tenet worked for me in ways Inception never did. Tenet is much more imaginative with the rule-set he creates and he plays with some of the implications of those rules a bit in interesting ways.

Big dumb stupid fun with quantum mechanics.
 
Shocked, truly, that you loved a Pattinson movie.
I didn't like Devil All the Time! He was great in that too though. Also didn't care for The King and he was the highlight of that. As a matter of fact if he gets dropped into a boring Netflix movie to blow it the fuck up every year, I wouldn't complain.

 
Denis Villeneuve speaks out on WB

"I learned in the news that Warner Bros. has decided to release “Dune” on HBO Max at the same time as our theatrical release, using prominent images from our movie to promote their streaming service. With this decision AT&T has hijacked one of the most respectable and important studios in film history. There is absolutely no love for cinema, nor for the audience here. It is all about the survival of a telecom mammoth, one that is currently bearing an astronomical debt of more than $150 billion. Therefore, even though “Dune” is about cinema and audiences, AT&T is about its own survival on Wall Street. With HBO Max’s launch a failure thus far, AT&T decided to sacrifice Warner Bros.’ entire 2021 slate in a desperate attempt to grab the audience’s attention."


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Also LOL at Disney recasting Tim Allen. Chef’s kiss.
 
I think we need a LurchingBeast power ranking of all Pattinson performances
If it's not on the list, I haven't seen it. So no Twilight here..

Favorite Pattinson performances:

Good Time
High Life
The Lighthouse
The King
Tenet
Lost City of Z
Cosmopolis
The Devil All the Time
Waiting for the Barbarians
The Rover


All of these performances are good. The top three are Best Actor type stuff if it weren't for the themes scaring off Oscar voters.


Favorite Pattinson movies:

The Lighthouse
High Life
Tenet
Good Time
Waiting for the Barbarians
Cosmopolis
The Rover
The King
The Devil All the Time
Lost City of Z
 
If it's not on the list, I haven't seen it. So no Twilight here..

Favorite Pattinson performances:

Good Time
High Life
The Lighthouse
The King
Tenet
Lost City of Z
Cosmopolis
The Devil All the Time
Waiting for the Barbarians
The Rover


All of these performances are good. The top three are Best Actor type stuff if it weren't for the themes scaring off Oscar voters.


Favorite Pattinson movies:

The Lighthouse
High Life
Tenet
Good Time
Waiting for the Barbarians
Cosmopolis
The Rover
The King
The Devil All the Time
Lost City of Z
No Goblet of Fire, damn.
 
Panic Room was a nice taunt thriller. Leto dialing it up and attempting to tap into Oldman True Romance energy was pretty funny. Enjoyed the movie but it’s lower on my Fincher rankings for sure. Not sure how it would hold up on a rewatch which is one of my favorite things about his films.
 
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