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At this point in time, why bother?

KS really surprised me with Red State and Tusk but has just completely gone back to that Askewniverse well. I wish he would've just closed that book with Dogma and did original shit. That last POS "Reboot" movie he directed and all my friends' complaints about his $35/person cold burgers and fries in a lightly themed empty room pop-up that came to town recently really soured me on the guy.

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Doesn't that just make you mad just looking at it?

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KS really surprised me with Red State and Tusk but has just completely gone back to that Askewniverse well. I wish he would've just closed that book with Dogma and did original shit. That last POS "Reboot" movie he directed and all my friends' complaints about his $35/person cold burgers and fries in a lightly themed empty room pop-up that came to town recently really soured me on the guy.

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Doesn't that just make you mad just looking at it?

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except Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back came after Dogma and it’s the best thing he’s done.


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Indiana Jones was born in the late 1800s (like 1898-1899 I'm not looking it up) .... soooo time travel? That's the only reason I can think of for all the on-set photos that he clearly had the de-aging dots on his face for.

JFC Disney.

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On-set video. Look at all the work to get 10 seconds of a Harrison Ford stand-in being chased by a motorcycle on a horse. lol.
 
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Disney tried so far with this and the Rocketeer to make comic book movies that made half a billion dollars.

Demolished now but the sets for The Rocketeer were still rotting away in Disney's backlot when I worked there in college (that's all since been converted into Galaxy's Edge)

 


People falling over is funny. [shrug]

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Kinda surprised Steve-O and/or Johnny Knoxville haven't sold a "New" Jackass program to one of the streaming services. Find some young new (dumb) "talent" and just torture them yearly until you're 90 years old as a "mentor". I feel like Paramount+ (I think MTV owns this in perpetuity?) would be up for it. I'm not sure watching those guys kill themselves is gonna be fun, lol.


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Kinda surprised Steve-O and/or Johnny Knoxville haven't sold a "New" Jackass program to one of the streaming services. Find some young new (dumb) "talent" and just torture them yearly until you're 90 years old as a "mentor". I feel like Paramount+ (I think MTV owns this in perpetuity?) would be up for it. I'm not sure watching those guys kill themselves is gonna be fun, lol.


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lol there is a big paramount logo in the top left. also i don't think it's as easy to do the stupid shit they did now a days. way too many liability issues
 
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Kinda surprised Steve-O and/or Johnny Knoxville haven't sold a "New" Jackass program to one of the streaming services. Find some young new (dumb) "talent" and just torture them yearly until you're 90 years old as a "mentor". I feel like Paramount+ (I think MTV owns this in perpetuity?) would be up for it. I'm not sure watching those guys kill themselves is gonna be fun, lol.


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You obviously didn't watch the Jackass shark week special on Discovery+. I tried - and failed
 
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