The Official Simpsons Thread

[coach]

 

[coach]

 

[matedog]

Haha, mule.

 

[Stabby]

 

[mesothelioma lawyer]

 

[flexabull]

 

[andrew]

 

[coach]

 

[coach]

 

[OceanOfMead]

I would have chosen the open door and “Homie, I can see your doodle!” Which is more of an unwelcome mat.

 

[mesothelioma lawyer]

also this

 

[Stabby]

These are great.

 

[Stabby]

Today, some asshole on the Turnpike threw a plastic soda cup out the window. I wanted nothing more than for Bette Midler to come sprinting out of nowhere to throw it back at them.

I know you'd all understand.



Srs what an asshole. I fucking hate people who litter.

 

[TerrorBerk]

I’m going to be a Nielsen household.


Get ready for Nuts and Gum!

 

[Stabby]

Dickety. Highly dubious.

 

[mooselang]

I have been thinking a lot about my favorite Simpsons line reads. Nancy Cartwright nails this one, which I think is the best Bart line read of all time:

 

[Stabby]

 

[TerrorBerk]

Scientist Defends an Audacious Plan to Block Sunlight and Cool the Earth

 

[Stabby]

 

[TerrorBerk]

KBBL in gonna give me something stupid.