May

[May]

May. Mother of Nathan. You can thank me.

 

[Nathan]

 

[clevelandisthecity]

 

[BadJustin]

Hello May, my name is Justin, I somewhat thank you for Nathan but based on his preferred glassware choice, sometimes I wish..... nevermind.


I am crass, direct, to the point, often inappropriate, and most certainly a little messed up in the head, but all that aside, I think i am a pretty cool dude.

Found my own horn, lemme toot it, BEEP, BEEP!

Prepare for me to tag you in a multitude of things and again, be inappropriate, please do not be offended, I do not mean it. It's just how I come off.

Welcome to our abode and now if you'll allow me to introduce my alter ego, enjoy the musical musing of the quintessential shock metal pioneers, GWAR.

 

[May]

I'm already fucking offended! Ha ha. Not really. It takes a lot to offend me! After all... I am Nathan's mom. And ya know, a lot of who he is comes from me.

 

[Stabby]

A lot of who he is comes from me.

I met Nathan at a bar years ago and wanted him to move back to Texas immediately. I heard, though, he's been making awful first impressions since... well... you had him.

But I'm happy to say he's now a good friend.

Welcome to the site! I have some wine corks for you!

 

[May]

Thanks for the welcome and thanks for the corks!

 

[OceanOfMead]

Hello May, my name is Justin, I somewhat thank you for Nathan but based on his preferred glassware choice, sometimes I wish..... nevermind.


I am crass, direct, to the point, often inappropriate, and most certainly a little messed up in the head, but all that aside, I think i am a pretty cool dude.

Found my own horn, lemme toot it, BEEP, BEEP!

Prepare for me to tag you in a multitude of things and again, be inappropriate, please do not be offended, I do not mean it. It's just how I come off.

Welcome to our abode and now if you'll allow me to introduce my alter ego, enjoy the musical musing of the quintessential shock metal pioneers, GWAR.

You send her a pic of your balls yet?

Welcome to the site May! Nathan was a perfect gentleman when I met him.

 

[andrew]

Well this will certainly make FYM jokes more awkward

 

[OceanOfMead]

Well this will certainly make FYM jokes more awkward

Not any worse than the time I said it to MordorMongo and his step mother responded.

 

[andrew]

Not any worse than the time I said it to MordorMongo and his step mother responded.

 

[BadJustin]

I'm already fucking offended! Ha ha. Not really. It takes a lot to offend me! After all... I am Nathan's mom. And ya know, a lot of who he is comes from me.

I love you already.

 

[BadJustin]

May I gave you a custom title, hope ya don't mind

 

[May]

May I gave you a custom title, hope ya don't mind

Love it.

 

[mborden]

When I was in college my mom joined AIM to ostensibly to keep tabs on me. Her user name? MikeyBMom. I put her on block and told her I "stopped using AIM" and about a week later I got a message from MikeyBMom1: "I thought you quit using this?!"

I'm not sure what my point is, except maybe that you're already internetting at an advanced rate. Welcome!

 

[BadJustin]

When I was in college my mom joined AIM to ostensibly to keep tabs on me. Her user name? MikeyBMom. I put her on block and told her I "stopped using AIM" and about a week later I got a message from MikeyBMom1: "I thought you quit using this?!"

I'm not sure what my point is, except maybe that you're already internetting at an advanced rate. Welcome!

She was super stealth with that name dude.

 

[Lutter]