I actually opened that last beer 4+ hours ago. Shortly after that, two metal Ikea shelves I had, which held about 200 bottles, fell over. Words cannot describe the carnage. 10 bottles broke, 9 meads and one New Glarus Strawberry Rhubarb. Every remaining bottle was covered in mead. All nine meads were garagiste. Two were of the waffles series so my entire apartment smells like a maple syrup factory. It's disgusting. I've spent 4+ hours cleaning, throwing out broken glass, and trying not to cut myself. I only failed at that last one once.