Artificial Intelligence

[BigFrank]

Mark Zuckerberg’s Spouse Suspicious After He Begins Referring To Her As ‘Human Wife’

MENLO PARK, CA—Noting that the Meta CEO had been acting rather strange lately and was using his Oculus far more than usual, Mark Zuckerberg’s wife Priscilla Chan admitted she was suspicious Thursday after he began referring to her as his “human wife.” “I don’t want to jump to conclusions, but...

www.theonion.com

 

[OceanOfMead]

Mark Zuckerberg’s Spouse Suspicious After He Begins Referring To Her As ‘Human Wife’

MENLO PARK, CA—Noting that the Meta CEO had been acting rather strange lately and was using his Oculus far more than usual, Mark Zuckerberg’s wife Priscilla Chan admitted she was suspicious Thursday after he began referring to her as his “human wife.” “I don’t want to jump to conclusions, but...

www.theonion.com

 

[Lutter]

Navigating the Challenges and Opportunities of Synthetic Voices

We’re sharing lessons from a small scale preview of Voice Engine, a model for creating custom voices.

openai.com

OpenAI highlighted some of the work they're doing on generative speech this past Friday. Really interesting post (with examples).

They can take your voice and make you speak another language. Imagine what this could do for dubs into another language. You could have the original cast perform all the references.

 

[GRDave]

In this case, AI stood for Actual Indians

 

[sameasiteverwas]

I thought this was a really good article that focuses on both the potential of AI research and its pitfalls, along with separating the self-interested hype from the companies pushing their own successes from the more staid opinions of those who might actually use it.

Is Google's AI Actually Discovering 'Millions of New Materials?'

"In the DeepMind paper there are many examples of predicted materials that are clearly nonsensical."

www.404media.co

 

[Lutter]

Uh oh the tools are getting easy enough to use that a teacher managed to frame their Principal for being racist with AI voice generation to try to end an internal investigation regarding fraud:

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/26/us/pikesville-principal-maryland-deepfake-cec/index.html

 

[Fear]

https://www.reuters.com/world/us-official-urges-china-russia-declare-only-humans-not-ai-control-nuclear-2024-05-02/

Well, we had a good run…

 

[TripleSixHoppia]

We'll be in the actual matrix before the nuclear fall out.... Hopefully.

 

[Lutter]

https://www.reuters.com/world/us-official-urges-china-russia-declare-only-humans-not-ai-control-nuclear-2024-05-02/

Well, we had a good run…

 

[SAISON FUCK]

Meta AI is extremely advanced.

 

[TripleSixHoppia]

Real life Her dropped last night.

 

[Coyote]

Real life Her dropped last night.

Okay I only saw the first video so far but that's pretty insane.

 

[Coyote]

Okay I only saw the first video so far but that's pretty insane.

Okay yeah fuck me that actually impressed me if it functions anything like that in reality. The conversation translation alone would be so useful if it's good at it in real life.

 

[Lutter]

Real life Her dropped last night.

Yeah but can I have sex with it yet?

 

[Coyote]

Yeah but can I have sex with it yet?

The subscription fees will be like $1000/mo for the realistic robot sex package and it will still be purchased by virtually everyone, fully funding OpenAI in perpetuity.

 

[Lutter]

The subscription fees will be like $1000/mo for the realistic robot sex package and it will still be purchased by virtually everyone, fully funding OpenAI in perpetuity.

$1000/month is sort of a deal if I can get her to work a call center or mine DogWifHat coin on the side.

 

[GhostOfGaspar]

Yeah but can I have sex with it yet?

You should not be allowed to talk about sex, even tangentially, on any forum, in any way. Ever.

 

[BigFrank]

You should not be allowed to talk about sex, even tangentially, on any forum, in any way. Ever.

In Lutter 's defense, he thought he was posting on the Disney thread.

 

[Lutter]

You should not be allowed to talk about sex, even tangentially, on any forum, in any way. Ever.

I'm very attractive. How dare you.

 

[NSXr8ted]

I'm still convinced Lutter was the original Chat GPT-4o and OpenAI is just catching up.

He's perpetually online, seems to have complete recall of some wealth of gifs, and no one has ever met/seen him IRL. Perfect recipe for an advanced bot pretending to be human.