Hi everyone. I'm AleWatcher. Aka Jeff.

You're like 6 years late to this party.

More specifically, we're at the stage of the party where everyone is really drunk, most folks have gone home, only the closest homies remain (plus that one guy that everyone wishes would go home but refuses to leave), the Hot Pockets are in the oven, some folks are munching on now cold pizza and everyone has switched to Gatorade or water.
 
You're like 6 years late to this party.

More specifically, we're at the stage of the party where everyone is really drunk, most folks have gone home, only the closest homies remain (plus that one guy that everyone wishes would go home but refuses to leave), the Hot Pockets are in the oven, some folks are munching on now cold pizza and everyone has switched to Gatorade or water.
I always roll up fashionably late
 
Only room for 1 Jeff around these parts
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