Membership Renewal Season

I didn't know Jackie O's had a membership now - I may look into that down the road. I was in their original Staff club until it was cancelled and miss that. Bummed I missed out on Private Press, but I'm hoping to track some of those beers down eventually.
2020 was the first year of the new membership club. The club is called Imperial Scouts. It was $300, which got you 3 bottles each of 6 member-only releases (plus the first chance at purchasing more), access to non-distro'd bottles, the ability to cellar your purchased bottles, a piece of merch, a glass, a members-only event (which obviously didn't happen because of COVID - everyone got a $25 gift card in its place) and a discount on store orders.
 
Last edited:
I don't even know where to find Urquell when I'm in RI. I never see it at my local shops, probably need to drive to some of the bigger shops near Providence to find it. Definitely miss that while I'm back here.
I can get six packs of bottles and four packs of cans at Fred Meyer (Kroger-owned PNW grocery store chain) year round. I can’t imagine it’s hard to find.
 
Russian River doing a membership drive.

People in and out of state should rush to that one
I'm intrigued, but they haven't exactly done much interesting in the sour realm in many years. I guess bottling Compunction was nice. I guess they'll do fruited Beat or something. It's not too hard for me to get there, so I might go in.
 
I'm intrigued, but they haven't exactly done much interesting in the sour realm in many years. I guess bottling Compunction was nice. I guess they'll do fruited Beat or something. It's not too hard for me to get there, so I might go in.
Yeesh, this took some time to find: http://russianriverbrewing.com/cellar-society/
$450 for 24 "mostly" 510mL bottles. On a per oz basis, it's not far off their current 'Tion pricing. There is wording suggesting that some will be 375s which would be less favorable.

Still better than Urban Roots by a good measure.
 
I’ll sign up for this Russian River membership, no way will I get in.

Your card has been charged. Mother fuck.

Oh well I live close by and can trade imperial dark sours for fruited ipas.

They send out a welcome email to all members, listing every single fucking address.

And the first reply is reply all.

fucking 2020
 
I’ll sign up for this Russian River membership, no way will I get in.

Your card has been charged. Mother fuck.

Oh well I live close by and can trade imperial dark sours for fruited ipas.

They send out a welcome email to all members, listing every single fucking address.

And the first reply is reply all.

fucking 2020
Reply all with “Please don’t reply all, hoss”
 
I’ll sign up for this Russian River membership, no way will I get in.

Your card has been charged. Mother fuck.

Oh well I live close by and can trade imperial dark sours for fruited ipas.

They send out a welcome email to all members, listing every single fucking address.

And the first reply is reply all.

fucking 2020

i hope you then replied all demanding your money back due to no Ptolemy the Wiser Youngster release, since you will no longer be able to recoup your investment on the secondary market.
 
I’ll sign up for this Russian River membership, no way will I get in.

Your card has been charged. Mother fuck.

Oh well I live close by and can trade imperial dark sours for fruited ipas.

They send out a welcome email to all members, listing every single fucking address.

And the first reply is reply all.

fucking 2020

second email is reply all from the favorite local homie @haveuseenmycellar. Lots of bragging and emojis. Oy vey
 
Back
Top