Plus now he can shit talk you on his podcast.I don't know how any brewery in the year 2019 could possibly think it's a good idea to engage in a negative way with DDB. All you are doing is setting yourself up for a social media shitstorm to descend upon you.
A buddy brought that clown beer to our tasting last night. It proceeded to gush violently all over the floor and had so much fruit puree left in it that it was closer to jamba juice than an actual fucking beer. I get that these things end up actually tasting pretty OK, because, you know, they're functionally a smoothie, but I really don't get prioritizing them at all when you can, you know, just get a fucking smoothie.I had the same can that sameasiteverwas mentioned above. It was a clown something slushie. It had a cute clown on it and balloons and shit.
It's basically marketing beer to children. If it's the kind of shit you can only get through can releases and sells out, fine, whatever.
But if they ever put that shit on shelves, I can't imagine the various legal agencies in this country wouldn't have a problem with it.
A buddy brought that clown beer to our tasting last night. It proceeded to gush violently all over the floor and had so much fruit puree left in it that it was closer to jamba juice than an actual fucking beer. I get that these things end up actually tasting pretty OK, because, you know, they're functionally a smoothie, but I really don't get prioritizing them at all when you can, you know, just get a fucking smoothie.
A buddy brought that clown beer to our tasting last night. It proceeded to gush violently all over the floor and had so much fruit puree left in it that it was closer to jamba juice than an actual fucking beer. I get that these things end up actually tasting pretty OK, because, you know, they're functionally a smoothie, but I really don't get prioritizing them at all when you can, you know, just get a fucking smoothie.
A buddy brought that clown beer to our tasting last night. It proceeded to gush violently all over the floor and had so much fruit puree left in it that it was closer to jamba juice than an actual fucking beer. I get that these things end up actually tasting pretty OK, because, you know, they're functionally a smoothie, but I really don't get prioritizing them at all when you can, you know, just get a fucking smoothie.
Maybe it's more "some folks need everything to be out of a can"? I'm not begrudging people who like them, the pinata one was pretty good (although still way too much fruit residue in it), and I had plenty of similar beers at GABF that I enjoyed, but I really don't get going out of your way for it. People line up for this stuff that's basically fruit puree mixed with malt liquor! It's bizarre.Some people need alcohol in everything. I dunno.
Maybe it's more "some folks need everything to be out of a can"? I'm not begrudging people who like them, the pinata one was pretty good (although still way too much fruit residue in it), and I had plenty of similar beers at GABF that I enjoyed, but I really don't get going out of your way for it. People line up for this stuff that's basically fruit puree mixed with malt liquor! It's bizarre.
Maybe it's more "some folks need everything to be out of a can"? I'm not begrudging people who like them, the pinata one was pretty good (although still way too much fruit residue in it), and I had plenty of similar beers at GABF that I enjoyed, but I really don't get going out of your way for it. People line up for this stuff that's basically fruit puree mixed with malt liquor! It's bizarre.
just make a smoothie subbing beer for water in the blender. voila!
Man can you imagine doing a blind taste testing of a bunch of these sorts of beers with a few smoothies thrown in? You'd probably need to practice the smoothies to get the consistency right, but I bet they'd hardly stand out.This is brilliant and I may do this the next time I have folks over to share beer. Esp if I can get someone to bring a side-by-side canned bullshit smoothie thing.
That glass if fuckimg trash
That glass if fuckimg trash