The "I Hate Beer" Thread

What new beer has got you all in a tizzy?
Which hype brewery has rustled your jimmies?
Name a craft beer trend that you just find silly,

Seems like at least half of us profess to hate the state of craft beer on a regular basis. Here is a thread to focus that disdain. To hone our collective anger. Otherwise it will engulf us and explode outward.

So open up your Instagrams and start posting those abominations that the new-money, hazebro, shitlord, beer-fluencers seem to love so much.
 

CEREAL-IOUSLY? Kellogg’s is launching beer made from Rice Krispies and Coco Pops

BEER fans can soon get their hands on an unusual new combination made with Kellogg's most-loved cereals.
The new "Sling It Out Stout" will be produced with Coco Pops, while the "Cast Off Pale Ale" will be made with Rice Krispies.
The new Kellogg's flavoured beers will cost £2.79 a can
These will also be joined by "Throw It Away IPA", which is made with Cornflakes and was sold as a limited edition can last year.
The beers all come in 440ml-sized cans and will cost £2.79 each.
In comparison, 440ml cans of craft ale from Tesco cost between £2.50 and £3, while stout Guinness costs about £1.14 per 440ml can.
If you still want to get your hands on them, they will be available from June 13 on tap across Manchester in Seven Bro7hers Brewery hangouts.
Don't worry though - Seven Bro7hers also supplies pubs and bars throughout the UK so the beers will soon be coming to a drinking hole near you.
If your local doesn't stock the beers - you'll be able to purchase them at Booths Country Stores from Thursday June 13 and from posh retailers Ocado and Selfridges "in the near future".
Even better, the beers aren't limited edition, so the delicious drinks are here to stay.
The Rice Krispies and Coco Pops versions have a alcohol by volume (ABV) content of 5.5 per cent, while it's 5 per cent for the Corn Flakes inspired drink.
The beers are part of Kellogg's sustainability initiatives and allow the manufacturer to use up cereals that otherwise would be fed to animals.
For instance, this includes Cornflakes that are too big or small for the pack or Rice Krispies that are discoloured or overcooked.
Because the cereal is mashed up when making the beer it means Kellogg's can use all the cereals - even those that don't meet the quality control appearance standards for boxes.
The Sling it Out Stout brew – which was perfected over five days in the Seven Bro7hers' Salford brewery – uses 80kg of Kellogg’s Coco Pops to replace malted barley.
This means that during the "mash" process the cereal creates the chocolatey taste of the stout.
A similar process is used for the "Cast off Pale Ale", using 80kg of Kellogg’s Rice Krispies to replace malted barley.
In these beers the cereal creates sweet notes.
 
Burial's stupid fucking names for their beers. Here are some stupid fucking examples:

The Mortal Dimensions of the Spiritual
The Solace Among Slaughterous Rage
The Adoration of the Mystic Lamb
The Brutality of Gazing Into Death
The Fiery Underbelly of Total Consciousness

Pair this with their barely legible can art and even longer bullshit description on the back of the cans...I can't even.
 
Burial's stupid fucking names for their beers. Here are some stupid fucking examples:

The Mortal Dimensions of the Spiritual
The Solace Among Slaughterous Rage
The Adoration of the Mystic Lamb
The Brutality of Gazing Into Death
The Fiery Underbelly of Total Consciousness

Pair this with their barely legible can art and even longer bullshit description on the back of the cans...I can't even.
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Burial's stupid fucking names for their beers. Here are some stupid fucking examples:

The Mortal Dimensions of the Spiritual
The Solace Among Slaughterous Rage
The Adoration of the Mystic Lamb
The Brutality of Gazing Into Death
The Fiery Underbelly of Total Consciousness

Pair this with their barely legible can art and even longer bullshit description on the back of the cans...I can't even.
As is the case with many ridiculous trends in crazy beer over the last 5+ years, I feel like Tired Hands is to blame for this one. Though, like many other ridiculous things in craft beer over the last 5+ years, you can argue that Evil Twin is really to blame.
 

iamjeff6

Staph Member
Burial's stupid fucking names for their beers. Here are some stupid fucking examples:

The Mortal Dimensions of the Spiritual
The Solace Among Slaughterous Rage
The Adoration of the Mystic Lamb
The Brutality of Gazing Into Death
The Fiery Underbelly of Total Consciousness

Pair this with their barely legible can art and even longer bullshit description on the back of the cans...I can't even.
Ha we got a brewery like that too



Crazy looking bottles and they have like 10 beers named the same just with different additions with each.
 
Ha we got a brewery like that too



Crazy looking bottles and they have like 10 beers named the same just with different additions with each.
This brewery was one of the first that I was aware of w exploding unfermented fruit juice kettle sours. Recalled a bunch of glass bombers a few years ago.

Their brewer was active on TB a few years ago. Posted a bunch of pics of new brewery equipment upgrades. Then I guess he got busy/ stopped posting.
 

iamjeff6

Staph Member
This brewery was one of the first that I was aware of w exploding unfermented fruit juice kettle sours. Recalled a bunch of glass bombers a few years ago.

Their brewer was active on TB a few years ago. Posted a bunch of pics of new brewery equipment upgrades. Then I guess he got busy/ stopped posting.
I've been there a few times, I feel like they try so hard to make everything such a high ABV.
 
Burial's stupid fucking names for their beers. Here are some stupid fucking examples:

The Mortal Dimensions of the Spiritual
The Solace Among Slaughterous Rage
The Adoration of the Mystic Lamb
The Brutality of Gazing Into Death
The Fiery Underbelly of Total Consciousness

Pair this with their barely legible can art and even longer bullshit description on the back of the cans...I can't even.

Agree. I like their beer. Love their taproom. The death and decay and waxing poetic about the life cycle is fucking insanely dumb and getting old as fuck.
 
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