A "fun" fact about me is that when I was in 8th grade I had the entire The Further Adventures of Nick Danger memorized. Today I can only really remember the intro...
Los Angeles. He walks again by night! Out of the fog and into the smog! [coughing] Relentlessly! Ruthlessly! [I wonder where Ruth is] Doggedly! [woof woof hey get off of me] Toward his weekly meeting with: The Unknown! At 4th and Drucker he turns left. At Drucker and 4th he turns right. He crosses MacArthur Park and walks into a Great Sandstone Building! [ouch my nose!] Groping for the door, he steps inside. [telephone rings] He climbs the 13 steps to his office. [telephone rings] He walks in. [telephone rings] He's ready for mystery, he's ready for excitement, he's ready for anything. [telephone rings] He's!
Nick: "Nick Danger, Third Eye"
Phone: "Uh yes I'd like a pizza to go with no anchovies."
Nick: "No anchovies? You've got the wrong guy. I spell my name Danger!" [hangs up]
Phone: "What?"