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DDT Glass 001 Speculation

BadJustin

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Full transparency- I have tomorrow off. I do need to go to a brewery south of me and grab a cask for our annual cask fest this weekend. After that, I plan on churning out the first batch of boxes. I will get as many out as possible. Saturday is Cask Fest so i will not be getting any done then. Hopefully I do not feel like a split bucket of fuck come Sunday and wrap up the rest of them.

TL;DR

Go finger your dogs pee hole- they are coming.
 
Full transparency- I have tomorrow off. I do need to go to a brewery south of me and grab a cask for our annual cask fest this weekend. After that, I plan on churning out the first batch of boxes. I will get as many out as possible. Saturday is Cask Fest so i will not be getting any done then. Hopefully I do not feel like a split bucket of fuck come Sunday and wrap up the rest of them.

TL;DR

Go finger your dogs pee hole- they are coming.
Can you imagine if Amazon sent you notes like this?
 
Full transparency- I have tomorrow off. I do need to go to a brewery south of me and grab a cask for our annual cask fest this weekend. After that, I plan on churning out the first batch of boxes. I will get as many out as possible. Saturday is Cask Fest so i will not be getting any done then. Hopefully I do not feel like a split bucket of fuck come Sunday and wrap up the rest of them.

TL;DR

Go finger your dogs pee hole- they are coming.
 
Yep...and that leads to this.



Which then somehow leads to this...


Oh the good old days of early South Park.
One of my favorite moments in the entire history of the show happens in that episode:

Mr. Garrison: Okay, children, now I wanna review the different sexual positions. Who can tell me which sexual positions we talked about?
Filmore: [raises his hand] Miss'nary position?
Mr. Garrison: [turns around and writes the position] Missionary position, good. A little boring, but tried and true. What else?
Girl: Doggie?
Mr. Garrison: [turns around and writes the position] That's right. Doggie style we went over, mhm.
Boy: Pile driver?
Mr. Garrison: [turns around and writes the position] Uh huh, pile driver position. Good, Quaid.
Flora: The Filthy Sanchez?
Mr. Garrison: [turns around and writes the position] Yes, good Flora, you remembered the Filthy Sanchez.
Boy 2: Hot Karl?
Mr. Garrison: [turns around and writes the position] Yes, you can give your partner the ol' Hot Karl, sure.
 
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